Dean the Destroyer
He's slowly destroying all the furniture in the house, drawing with marker (sometimes permanent) on chairs and tables and couches... But it's only because he loves to practice his letters, and he forgets to stay at the kitchen table, and the marker bleeds through or he inadvertently swipes the furniture while admiring his work. And his letters look amazing. And my mid century modern vintage chair has permanent blue marker swiped across the seat. Heaven help me.